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note us if u wanna join, its just a nice club filled with people who r turned on by trees.

Random Messages From Your Founders:

- "the tree was there...it looked at me with it's lustful eyes.....and all through the night......the trees were restless...with me on their minds"

and

"tree's bark....squirrels scurry....i am like a shark.....a predator to the trees beauty"

- "if I had a tree for everytime I had to hump a tree, I'd have FOUR trees"

- "Trees are like little rodents.......they pop up when you least know it....Especialy in you room!"

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Here's a newspaper report wrote for the club!! We just wanted to share it with all tree huggers

Digeridoo-weilding legend, Rolf Harris confessed to slowly turning into a tree during a public speech seen around the world by millions. the 468 year old admitted to living the double life of a celebrity and a semi-oak tree in the early hours of tuesday this morning.

He claims that it is an illness he has suffered since childbirth. in which as the body ages, the skin slowly petrifies and solidifys. The pigment in the skin also goes a greeny-browny colour , creating a "woody" look about it. The hairs split, disclour during the autumn and turn all leafy. And towards the end of life, the toes truncate and burrow underground, taking root and not allowing the corpse to be moved around for a decent burial.

He also announced that he wishes to be planted in Hyde park as his last will, where he will be adored by passers by, and urinated on by stray dogs.

His best friend, David Baddiel said nothing.

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